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“I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.”

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Daniel Tosh is an American comedian, writer, and television host. He is known for his unique sense of humor and satirical commentary, best known for his work on the TBS comedy show 'Daniel Tosh Show'. more

“Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny (on purpose), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or being fun to hang out with.”

“Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.”

Influence Huge Bills I Love Him Hicks

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“The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid.”

Stills Deals Failing Television Paid Towns Great Things Los Angeles

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“The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.”

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“I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.”

Way Strong Black Proud Coffee Strong Women

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