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“The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?”

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Daniel Tosh is an American comedian, writer, and television host. He is known for his unique sense of humor and satirical commentary, best known for his work on the TBS comedy show 'Daniel Tosh Show'. more

“Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny (on purpose), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or being fun to hang out with.”

“Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.”

Influence Huge Bills I Love Him Hicks

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“The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid.”

Stills Deals Failing Television Paid Towns Great Things Los Angeles

Author:Daniel Tosh

“The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.”

Climate Global Business

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“I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.”

Way Strong Black Proud Coffee Strong Women

Author:Michael Ian Black

“There's a way to do an acid trip like Harold & Kumar, and there's a way to be on acid. What I know of acting, Sean Penn actually strapped up to that electric chair in Dead Man Walking. These are the guys that I look up to.”

Knows Men Way Looks Guy Acting Walking Look Up Chairs Electric Acid Dead Man Sean Electric Chair Acid Trip

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“And I'm not a personality; otherwise I'd be coming out with an album, performing on MTV. All that stuff is possible and I can do that tomorrow. I just have no need.”

Needs I Can Stuff Can Do Personality Tomorrow Albums Performing Coming Out Mtv

Author:Shia LaBeouf

“But this is a little different. This is the adult acting. This is a different crowd. It's more work and more good work. That's it. People will have their opinion regardless.”

People Littles Different Acting Opinion Adults Crowds Good Work

Author:Shia LaBeouf

“I don't have to live this lavish lifestyle.”

Lifestyle Lavish Lifestyle

Author:Shia LaBeouf

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