“Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.” Quote by Bob Hope
“Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.” TryingPlayPresidentGolfHealerParamedicsFoursomes Author:Bob Hope
“It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.” KnowsFameGolfHallsDivisionHonourHall Of FameCaddies Author:Bob Hope
“Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.” CoursesEasyRedCrossesGolfSpotsCartsRed Cross Author:Bob Hope
“Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.” ThinkingTodaySportsPlayerDrugGolfAddictionGrassGolfersGolfingGolf LifeFunny GolfFunny GolfingGolf JokesProfessional Sports Author:Bob Hope
“Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.” LooksPresidentGolfVicesScoreWoundedCheatCan NotVice President Author:Bob Hope
“My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!” LostBallsGolfStringsOld FriendsGolfing Author:Bob Hope
“Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.” I CanPlayTogetherCoursesWinningSidesDrawsGolfStakesAttorneyCrosby Author:Bob Hope
“President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.” GivenPresidentPaintingGolfFewerStrokesGiven UpPresident Eisenhower Author:Bob Hope
“Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.” WayHas BeensGuySpeakGolfHospitalsCould Have BeenGolfersJimmyAmbulanceJimmy Stewart Author:Bob Hope
