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“That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men”

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Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall, born on July 27, 1957, is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and the 'Here's Your Sign' series, which gained widespread popularity in the mid-1990s to early 2000s. Engvall's comedy career began in nightclubs and comedy clubs, eventually transitioning to television and film. more

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