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“In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.”

Quote by Frankie Boyle

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Frankie Boyle is a British comedian, writer, and television presenter known for his satirical and sharp political humor. He is recognized for his unique sense of humor and insightful commentary on social and political issues. more

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