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“I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.”

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Bob Hope, an American legendary comedian, was born on May 29, 1903, and passed away on July 27, 2003. Known for his humorous and entertaining performances, he achieved great success in various fields of entertainment. more

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