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“I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.”

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Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more

“Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always been reluctant to surrender to the wishes of their friends and are almost anticipatory in their urge to surrender to wishes of their enemies. And if they want to get their hands dirty now they're just gonna have to run 'em through their own hair.”

Ifs Want Facts Hands Seems Running Moving Politics Wish Simple Enemy Hair Surrender Dirty Ems Urges Furniture Reluctant Doilies

Author:Dennis Miller

“Each morning we sat reading our copy of the New York Times, the Washington Post or the Los Angeles Times and ruminated on their prophecies of doom and quagmire. Then we looked up to see, on television, correspondents actually embedded with our troops, reporting quick advances, one- sided firefights, melting opposition and, finally, welcoming crowds.”

Reading Politics Morning New York Television Crowds Welcome Posts Sat Opposition Los Angeles Copies Troops Prophecy Doom Melting New York Times Embedded Our Troops One Sided Quagmire

Author:Dick Morris

“France has never gotten over the fact that it was once a great power and is now just a great nuisance.”

Facts Politics France Great Power Nuisance

Book:Ever Wonder Why? and Other Controversial Essays

Source: Ever Wonder Why? and Other Controversial Essays

“When the Soviet Union walked out of arms control negotiations, and refused even to discuss the issues, the San Francisco Democrats didn't blame Soviet intransigence. They blamed the United States.”

States Politics United United States Issues Arms Blame Unions Democrat Soviet Soviet Union Negotiation San Francisco

Book:National and international dimensions

Source: National and international dimensions

“The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than a father and son spider monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew.”

Knows Giving Film Father Politics Team Son Picks Democrat Toms Crew Monkeys Spiders Teddy Father And Son National Geographic Film Crew

Author:Dennis Miller

“And I know your next move, I watch you so much, 'There's been no proven link between the secular state of Iraq and al-Qaeda!' Come on. They both think we're Satan. Isn't that a nice starting point? Why are you so loathe to believe they might have each other on lunatic speed dial?”

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Author:Dennis Miller

“I would wager that the number of civilians that were killed [in] a typical week under Saddam Hussein was probably more than we killed during the weeks we were at war there.”

War Politics Numbers Week Typical Saddam Hussein Civilians Wagers

Author:Bill Maher

“Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in the NBA.”

Ifs Would Be Politics Diversity Producers Nba Midget

Author:Jonah Goldberg

“No one understands my ills, nor the terror that fills my breast, who does not know the heart of a mother.”

Knows Heart Doe Mother Terror Breasts

Author:Marie Antoinette

“It is amazing how many people act as if the right to free speech includes the right to be free of criticism for what you say - which means that other people should not have the same right to free speech that they claim for themselves.”

People Ifs Should Mean Politics Speech Criticism Claims Free Speech

Author:Thomas Sowell

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