“You can't have a bad time at Disney World. It's not allowed. They have hidden electronic surveillance cameras everywhere, and if they catch you failing to laugh with childlike wonder, they lock you inside a costume representing a beloved Disney character such as Goofy and make you walk about in the Florida heat getting grabbed and leaped on by violently excited children until you have learned your lesson.”
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Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
Dave Barry, known for his wit and sarcasm, presents a travel guide that combines humor with practical advice. The book is filled with his characteristic humor, providing readers with an entertaining take on the travel experience. more
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Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
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