“We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated." I said, "Alright, get your coat."”
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Dave Spikey
Dave Spikey, born David John Spikey, is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical commentary. He has gained fame as a host in various television and radio programs. Born on October 6, 1951, Dave Spikey began his career in the 1980s and remains active to this day. more
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