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“Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.”

Quote by Charlie Chaplin

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Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin, born on April 16, 1889, was a renowned actor, director, screenwriter, and producer from the United Kingdom. Known as the 'King of Comedy,' he was famous for his unique comedic style and profound performances. Chaplin's films, which deeply exposed social injustice and human suffering, have had a profound impact on the world. more

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