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“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

This compilation showcases Dave Barry's wit and humor, featuring a selection of his most popular and entertaining pieces from his career as a humorist. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”

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Book:Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead

Source: Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead

“Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.”

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Book:Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus

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“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“A trial without witnesses, when it involves a criminal accusation, a criminal matter, is not a true trial.”

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“Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.”

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Book:Dave Barry Talks Back

Source: Dave Barry Talks Back

“I love having my hands in the dirt. It is never a science and always an art. There are no rules. And if it comes down to me versus that weed I'm trying to pull out of the ground that doesn't want to come out? I know I'll win.”

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“Sure, I can get a little bit jealous. The good part about jealousy is that it comes from passion. It's also the dangerous part and it's an ugly emotion that hurts.”

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“Life is a series of commas, not periods.”

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“I always wanted to be a father and thought it would be great, but it just took the right woman and the right time to make it all happen.”

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“When you have good friends you've been around, every time they talk, you don't give them your full attention. You don't look them in the eye and stop. Half the time, you're listening, half the time, you are ignoring them.”

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