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“If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.”

Quote by Jasper Fforde

Book:Something Rotten: A Thursday Next Novel

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Something Rotten: A Thursday Next Novel

In this engaging novel, Thursday Next, a literary detective, navigates the complex world of books and authors in a reality where literature is a vital and respected profession. Thursday's unique ability to travel between books allows her to solve mysteries and protect the integrity of literary works. The novel combines elements of fantasy, humor, and satire, offering readers a fresh perspective on the world of literature. more

Author

Jasper Fforde is a British novelist known for his unique sense of humor and his skillful blending of reality and fantasy. His works are characterized by complex narrative structures and rich imagination, which have won him a wide readership. more

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