“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
Quote by Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan
Spike Milligan (1918-2002) was an Irish-born British comedian, writer, and musician. As a co-creator and star of the groundbreaking radio comedy show "The Goon Show," he revolutionized comedy and influenced generations of comedians. Milligan is celebrated for his surrealist and absurdist humor, pioneering a style that became the foundation for modern comedy. Born in India, he served in the British Army during World War II before launching his legendary comedy career. more
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