“I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.”
Quote by Doug Stanhope
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Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope is a renowned American stand-up comedian known for his distinctive humor style and sharp social commentary. Born on March 25, 1967, he has gained popularity for his bold performances and candid life experiences throughout his career. more
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