“My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.” KnowsHappensCausesImpossibleMomMy MomBreakfast Author:Bob Saget
“If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?” IfsStrongerZombieStandpointTrust No OneMakes You StrongerJust Keep MovingJust Keep Moving ForwardJust Keep Moving OnSink Or SwimJust Doing MeInspirational TattooFemale AthleteFifth Element Author:Bob Saget
“I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.” FirstsBodyMorningApproachRedCoveredGelatin Author:Bob Saget
“It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.” BeautifulNiceShareDriversReckless Author:Bob Saget
“I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?” FirstsDoeDoorsSpeedBelieverOpeningNutsKnobs Author:Bob Saget
“I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.” IfsBehindsFeetBabyAssCoveredCallusesPedicures Author:Bob Saget
“My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.” ThinkingMenSaidTodayFeltMomMy MomKnees Author:Bob Saget
“Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.” TodayCreativityKindnessPromiseBedBrandsNew DayBrand NewBrand New Day Author:Bob Saget
“It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.” KnowsKnow HowTeacherSmartYogaDivorcedYoga Teachers Author:Bob Saget
