“As Believers, we shine brightest in a sad and dark world; like a diamond that illuminates best when placed on black velvet.” WorldBlackDarkShiningBelieverDiamondVelvetDark World Author:Chris Alexander
“Even if individual researchers are prone to falling in love with their own theories, the broader process of peer review and institutionalized skepticism are designed to ensure that, eventually, the best ideas prevail.” IfsIdeasFallIndividualProcessTheoryFalling In LoveReviewsSkepticismPeersResearchersPeer Review Author:Chris Mooney
“I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean?” PeopleMeanDoeGuyBlackUnderstoodJewAfrican AmericanBlack Guys Book:Rubber Balls and Liquor Source: Rubber Balls and Liquor
“Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I'd imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics. The club owners would say, 'What are you doing that for? Nobody knows him.'” KnowsClubsComedianOwnersNobody KnowsBack WhenJerryHanging Around Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.” IfsFeelsYearsWould BePoliticalNextStrongFiveMinutesJokesFive MinutesOutdatedPolitical Jokes Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it?” IfsMeanWholeFactsHouseKnownStreetsBarsSabbathSynagogueBar MitzvahMitzvahKosher Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“I'm a Cancerian, the typical crab with the tough outer shell and the soft bit in the middle. I don't think I'll ever come to terms with people being unnecessarily nasty, but I can take it if someone doesn't like my music - I'm not everyone's cup of tea.” PeopleIfsThinkingI CanBitsTermMiddleToughCupsTeaShellsNastyTypicalCups Of TeaCrabs Author:Katherine Jenkins