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“In the past few months I've become religious, I've started to believe in god, creationism and intelligent design, and the reason that I now believe in god and creationism and intelligent design is because of Professor Richard Dawkins. Because when I look at something as complex and intricate and beautiful as Professor Richard Dawkins, I don't think that just could've evolved by chance! Professor Richard Dawkins was put there by god to test us, like fossils. And facts.”

Quote by Stewart Lee

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Stewart Lee is a British comedian, writer, and director known for his distinctive humor style and sharp讽刺. His work often addresses social and political issues, renowned for its wit and incisiveness. more

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