“I've got a Fender Concert amp from the '60s, the one Joe Osborn used. He played his bass through it.” Quote by Johnny Ramistella
“Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.” MenHumorFunnyBlackWalksPartyClothingsEmbarrassedAnother ManTuxedos Author:Rita Rudner
“Burroughs is the greatest satirical writer since Jonathan Swift.” SatiricalBurroughs Author:Jack Kerouac
“A good marriage is loving someone in a lot of different circumstances. Respect for them and their views and ideas and the life that they're leading with you. Shared values and interests. A good sense of humour. And a little volatility along the way.” WayLittlesIdeasDifferentValuesInterestViewsHumourCircumstancesGood SenseLoving SomeoneGood MarriageVolatilityShared Values Author:Edward Kennedy
“Marriage is like a barbecue. When you light a barbecue, it's very exciting to see the flames. That's lovely, but you have to wait until the flames have died down. Everything that you want from a barbecue happens on the hot embers. You can't cook on those flames.” WantLightHappensWaitingExcitingDiedHotLovelyCooksFlamesBarbecueEmbers Author:Howard Jacobson
“A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. Let us be like the man of the frontier and always reveal with utmost honesty our real reasons for all that we do.” MenTwoRealReasonHonestyHe ManFrontiers Author:J. P. Morgan
“Sit up, join up, get on line, get in touch, find out who's raising hell and join them. No use waiting on a bunch of wussy politicians.” UseWaitingLinesHellPoliticianBunchRaising Hell Author:Molly Ivins
“Patricia Sun is a solar light of consciousness whose wisdom rays cover the world. Everywhere I travel through out the earth, I find people whose lives have been enhanced and transformed by her luminous work.” PeopleWorldHas BeensLightEarthConsciousnessSunRaysTransformedLuminous Author:Jean Houston
“When Pa was at home the gun always lay across those two wooden hooks above the door. ... The gun was always loaded, and always above the door so that Pa could get it quickly and easily, any time he needed a gun.” TwoHomeDoorsNeededGunLaysHookLoaded Book:Little House in the Big Woods Source: Little House in the Big Woods
“It wouldn't even make you gay if you had sex with Johnny Depp, 'cause it's Johnny Depp.” IfsSexCausesGay Author:Marilyn Manson