“Proportion is the rule in all things. If a joke goes to malicious bounds, or if, for example, admiration turns to jealousy, nobody can stomach them. These things are like rice-cake, which is delicious toasted but horrible if it's burned black. Country people don't have the ability to make this kind of distinction and have no idea where to draw the line.”
“I have weapons of self-defense. They’re called jokes.”
“Nerd!” “You're just embarrassed you don't know more about dragons,” Jacob said. “It's okay.”
“What did the cat say when her owner was late to feed her? You gotta be kitten me”
“I’m not…in love with you,” she said slowly. “You know that, right? It’s all a ruse, a joke.”
“Joke about politics if you must joke. Politics is usually funny any-way.”
“The Bar Joke- (Boy's A Real) Pokeballer, Catcher Pokémon Inna Pinocchio.”