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“Once upon a time there was a girl who discovered that if she played a certain tune on a jade flute, she could summon up jade gnomes, a peculiar, harmless, but rather creepy looking spirit of the underground. The fact is that many of us have talents like this, but generally never discover them due to lack of opportunity, since one can go one's entire life without playing a jade flute, or discovering that one can speak the language of ground sloths, or turning fruitcake into solid tungsten by singing Sinatra tunes to it under a quarter moon.”

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Ursula Vernon
Ursula Vernon

Ursula Vernon, born on May 28, 1977, is an accomplished American writer known for her unique humor and imaginative storytelling. Her works, primarily in the genres of fantasy and science fiction, have gained widespread popularity among young readers, earning her critical acclaim and a dedicated fan base. more

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