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“Get up now and go and find Robert Kilroy-Silk. Smile in a warm, friendly sort of way, then punch him on the nose. Now go and find Robert on television, despite my best endeavours, this is still relatively easy to do. Wait for a close-up, same smile, and punch him on the nose. If you followed the instructions carefully, you will have noticed a distinct difference. On the one hand, you were suffused with a sense of public-spirited righteousness; on the other, you're probably dribbling blood. That's the difference between reality in life and reality on television.”

Quote by A. A. Gill

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A. A. Gill was a British writer renowned for his sharp wit and incisive observations. He was a journalist, critic, and author, contributing to publications such as The Sunday Times, The Observer, and The Daily Telegraph. His writing covered a diverse array of topics, from travel and food to art and culture. more

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