“Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!” BombsDrankAlexPetrol Author:Frank Carson
“American businesses and upper incomes pay a larger portion of the federal taxes of our national taxes than any country in the world.” WorldCountryPayTaxesIncomePortionsAmerican BusinessFederal Taxes Author:Jim DeMint
“America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.” PeopleAmericaMillionsMembersSenators Author:Frank Carson
“People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.” PeopleChurchVoteRidiculousIrelandNorthern Ireland Author:Frank Carson
“My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.” PeopleIdeasHouseLinesPoorMiddleEastMiddle EastPalestinianPoor People Author:Frank Carson
“It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.” PeopleWorryLaughing Author:Frank Carson
“My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'” IfsSaidStillsHumorFunnyCoursesWifeLove YouMissingMy WifeLotteryStill Love You Author:Frank Carson
“Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.” WellsBoysDrinkPicksWindowBeerEmsBagsTruckRedneck Author:Billy Carter
“My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixtyeight. My one sister is a motorcycle freak, my other sister is a Holy Roller evangelist and my brother is running for President. I’m the only sane one in the family.” RunningMotherPresidentBrotherHolyMy BrotherFreakSaneMotorcycleBikersEvangelistsOther SisterPeace Corps Author:Billy Carter