“You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.” Quote by Ray Romano
“Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.” AbleCoursesWalksJokesGolfThank GodGolf Course Author:Ray Romano
“It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.” SelfSeemsCommonSelf EsteemLowsEsteemLow Self EsteemCommon Denominator Author:Ray Romano
“In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.” SchoolLaughingStudyStudentsVery GoodIrresponsibleGood Students Author:Ray Romano
“I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.” BelieveLongDifferentCompanyPicksDistanceLong DistanceDifferent Religions Author:Adam Ferrara
“I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.” ThinkingHumansCivilizationArroganceDemise Author:Adam Ferrara
“The high-ceilinged rooms, the little balconies, alcoves, nooks and angles all suggest sanctuary, escape, creature comfort. The reader, the scholar, the browser, the borrower is king.” LittlesRoomsReaderKingsComfortCreaturesScholarAngleSanctuaryBalconiesBorrowersBrowsersCreature Comforts Author:David McCord
“The great responsibility that we have today is to put the poor and the near poor back on front of the American agenda.” TodayPoorResponsibilityFrontsHuman RightsAgendasGreat Responsibility Author:Jesse Jackson
“I've got a group who can't play music, one bad comedian plus boyfriend, a nervous breakdown calling himself a magician, two coachloads of 70-year-old religious maniacs looking for a fight and a fancy-dress contest that nobody knew about.” YearsTwoPlayFightingReligiousGroupsCallingDressesNervousComedianFancyPlusContestsMagicianBreakdownManiacsNervous Breakdown Author:Alan Bleasdale