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“The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample breast pockets. Reaching inside a jacket for your passport looks too much like going for the draw and puts armed men out of countinence”

Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Book:Holidays in Hell

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Holidays in Hell

This book takes readers on a journey through some of the most dangerous and inhospitable places on Earth, offering a humorous and critical look at the motivations and experiences of those who choose to vacation in such locations. more

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P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more

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