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“Bibi: Mi papá me dijo que esta vez no me va a apoyar con David Hasselhoff porque me estoy haciendo daño y me quiso mandar a terapia. Yo no necesito terapia, lo que necesito es amor. Chiquis: El amor es una patria en ruinas. Nené: El amor de la gente, de la multitud. Bibi: All you need is love, love, love is all you need. Bibi: ¿Es un poema? Chiquis: De Edgar Allan Poe.”

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