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“Nie pozwól, by poczucie humoru stanęło na drodze dobrego żartu”

Quote by Brandon Sanderson

Book:Yumi and the Nightmare Painter

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Yumi and the Nightmare Painter

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Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson, born in December 1975, is a renowned science fiction and fantasy writer in the United States. His works are known for their rich imagination, complex character development, and profound philosophical insights. His representative works include the 'Mistborn' trilogy and the 'The Stormlight Archive' series, among others. more

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