“Just because someone likes to laugh, doesn't mean they have a good sense of humor. They could giggle every time they hear a fart, and for them hanging around a public bathroom would be like being in a comedy club. I should sell that person tickets to watch my ducks perform.”
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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