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“If you have to explain a joke, it hasn't worked.”

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“The grass on the other side of the hill may well be greener, but you should always check that there isn't something with teeth and claws crouching in it.”

Book:Wizard's Brew

Source: Wizard's Brew

“Detective Inspector Eccles sighed. He may ordinarily have met his sigh with the question of why the newly appointed Superintendent Dickinson was turning up to this late hour crime scene, he may also ordinarily question why his superior officer was dressed as Julius Caesar, in full tunic and green leafy wreath, yet ever since the new and youngest-ever-appointed superintendent had arrived at the Met it had been all too clear he was an officer who didn’t quite do things by the eBook.”

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Author:Tom Conrad

“Happiness is a flow between a playful construction and a painful deconstruction, undulating from a hampering past into a liberating 'now,' escorting a meandering flood of twists and turns, caressing the velvet sand of dreamy beaches or smashing sometimes into the rocks of reality. ("New York at arm's length of desire")”

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Book:Words of Wisdom: Selected and illustrated by his readers

Source: Words of Wisdom: Selected and illustrated by his readers

“And remember, Wallis, there's something the matter with Mr. Allan's shutters. They won't always close the sunshine out as they should." Wallis almost winked, if an elderly, mutton-chopped servitor can be imagined as winking. "No, ma'am," he promised. Something wrong with 'em. I'll remember, ma'am.”

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Book:The Rose-Garden Husband

Source: The Rose-Garden Husband

“He looked like a young Crusader on a tomb. That was Phyllis's first impression of Allan Harrington.”

Book:The Rose-Garden Husband

Source: The Rose-Garden Husband

“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...”

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Book:Zeb and the Great Ruckus

Source: Zeb and the Great Ruckus

“...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.”

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Book:Zeb and the Great Ruckus

Source: Zeb and the Great Ruckus

“If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler”

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Book:Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems

Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems

“You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud”

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Author:Annoying Orange

“Death by creaming”

Book:Stripped Senseless

Source: Stripped Senseless