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“I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly.”

Book:Nightlight: A Parody

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Nightlight: A Parody

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“The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them.”

Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

“Gracious ignored him. "A farmer's daughter, she was, though back then every girl was a farmer's daughter. Or a farmer. She had long hair like rope, and a nose. All her eyes were blue and she had a smile like a radiant hole in the ground, with teeth. God, she was beautiful." "She sounds terrifying," said Donegan. "Hush, you. I will hear no bad word spoken of your sister.”

Humour Flattery Gracious Skulduggery Pleasant Dead Men Donegan

Book:The Dying of the Light

Source: The Dying of the Light

“He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf,” Haldon said after an exchange with the guard in his own tongue. Tyrion forced himself to smile at the man. “Tell him that it is even better luck to suck on a dwarf’s cock.”

Humour George R R Martin Tyrion Lannister A Dance With Dragons

Book:A Dance with Dragons

Source: A Dance with Dragons

“Yves. You are goint to love him all over again when you meet him, believe me. You're married.' 'I'm what? But I can't be more than eighteen!' 'My son is very persuasive,' said Saul proudly.”

Love Humour Memory Sterling Crystal Joss Phee Yves

Book:Seeking Crystal

Source: Seeking Crystal

“Please just admit it," said Valkyrie. "You're going to miss me, aren't you?" "Obviously," said Skulduggery. "Thank you." "Like a drowning man misses the land." "A w w w..." "Like a hesitant man misses the chance." "Yeah..." "Like an oblivious man misses the point." "I have a feeling you're mocking me somehow, but I can't put my finger on how.”

Humour

Book:The Dying of the Light

Source: The Dying of the Light

“I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed to your Oreo diet.”

Humour

Book:Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

Source: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

“Clinton has cheated on Hillary for years,’ I said (to his campaign manager James Carville). ‘I told you the story about the time in Greenville in 1984, when he invited me to his hotel room. That’s why I’m not volunteering or doing any work for him. He uses women the wrong way.”

Politics Humour Gender Thought Provoking Compelling Domination Male Informative Revelatory Ife Story

Book:Penis Politics: A Memoir of Women, Men and Power

Source: Penis Politics: A Memoir of Women, Men and Power

“They desecrate Riora’s sacred temple! She will be enraged.” “Oh, gods, look at the marble. We are all beyond doomed.” “Somebody put a plant in front of it!”

Humor Humour

Book:No Rest for the Wicked

Source: No Rest for the Wicked

“Doing what you love is freedom. Loving what you do is happiness.”

Happiness Freedom Music Queen Lana Del Rey Halcyon

Author:Lana Del Rey

“I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.”

Humour Exercise

Author:Neil Armstrong

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