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“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you.”

Quote by Simon R. Green

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Deathstalker Rebellion

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Simon R. Green
Simon R. Green

Simon R. Green is a British author known for his fantasy and science fiction works. Born on August 25, 1955, he has been writing since the 1980s and has published numerous novels and short story collections. Green's works are characterized by their humor, satire, and profound philosophical insights. more

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