Cray jones quote: Life is nothin but poop, so eat lots

“Don’t you just hate it when you step in dog poop? Especially if you’re walking with a friend, and as you smell it and the stench keeps pace with you, you begin to wonder if your friend shit his pants. Thankfully, what comes out of a duck’s anus looks more like coffee, and fills your nostrils like yesterday’s news.”

Ducks Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Poop

Book:One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

Source: One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

“Starbucks coffee tastes like watery duck poop. I mean it probably does, because it’s not like I’ve ever drank something so gross. But I have tried duck poop.”

Coffee Ducks Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Poop

Book:One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

Source: One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

“Toilet paper is like an unreliable bridge, you are gonna have to walk across mud valley from time to time.”

Humor Unreliable Reliability Poop Toilet Paper

Book:94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

Source: 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“Humanure composters can stand under the stars at night gazing at the heavens, and know that, when nature calls, their excretions will not foul the planet.”

Waste Conservation Poop Compost Humanure

Book:The Humanure Handbook: A Guide to Composting Human Manure

Source: The Humanure Handbook: A Guide to Composting Human Manure

“You know your poop is heading in the right direction when you are clean wiping!”

Clean Right Know Direction Sloppy Poop Stools Loose Wiping Heading

Author:Steven Magee

“History is always written by the winner and they think their shit don't stink.”

History Winner Stink Poop Shit

Book:Lucifer's Emblem

Source: Lucifer's Emblem

“Toddlers are like the worst inmates. When they're not lying to your face and tearing up your shit, they're napping, pooping, or trying to think of different ways to fuck with you.”

Funny Poop Toddlers

Author:Karin Slaughter (author)

“There’s a reason Martha Stewart raises chickens and not ducks. Ducks consume a lot of food and water, and it all has to go somewhere. To put it plainly, these fowl produce copious amounts of wet droppings that have a truly unpleasant odor.”

Chickens Ducks Poop Martha Stewart

Book:Ducks: Tending a Small-Scale Flock for Pleasure and Profit (CompanionHouse Books) Choosing the Right Breeds, Housing, Diet, Breeding, Duckling Care, Health, Handling, & Egg Harvesting

Source: Ducks: Tending a Small-Scale Flock for Pleasure and Profit (CompanionHouse Books) Choosing the Right Breeds, Housing, Diet, Breeding, Duckling Care, Health, Handling, & Egg Harvesting

“Are you a clean or dirty wiper?”

Environment Clean Dirty Radiation Poop Diarrhea Gastrointestinal Stool Fecal Wiper

Author:Steven Magee

“Sage advice: No one should disturb a man while he's on the shitter. It's his personal time.”

Poop Shit Sage Advice Toilet Shit Happens Pooping Shitting Toilet Humor Shitter

Book:Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

Source: Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

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