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“Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. And I did not want to end up with the tea-drinking equivalent of AIDS.”

Book:I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan

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“It seemed as though he would never pull free, until he awoke one morning feeling kind of awkward, as though his hands had been lopped off by some Arabian sword during a routine druggie blackout, and in their place, pale and membranous hands that had been fit to his wrists by aliens that took him up while he slept and then brought him back down – all of it in an effort to help him move up to where he belonged in society.”

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Book:The Odd and The Strange: A Collection of Very Short Fiction

Source: The Odd and The Strange: A Collection of Very Short Fiction

“Character — the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life — is the source from which self-respect springs.”

Life Character Responsibility Self Respect

Book:On Self-Respect

Source: On Self-Respect

“‘That has to be Mr Davis,’ Semilla said with an air of complete confidence as she stared at the inferno rising above the roof tops. ‘How can you be so certain?’ Burt questioned looking slightly pensive. Semilla gave a shrug. ‘Let’s face it he’s been in the vicinity of one or two little disasters lately.”

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Book:Our Blue Orange

Source: Our Blue Orange

“Soul: As a cool guy, I'm used to seeing naked women. Blair: That explains the nosebleed”

Humour Manga Soul Eater

Book:Soul Eater, Vol. 1

Source: Soul Eater, Vol. 1

“Not that my regularly scheduled life was so great, but it beat getting judged unworthy by twelve bearded guys named Erik.”

Humour Magnus Chase Erik

Book:The Sword of Summer

Source: The Sword of Summer

“He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.”

Happiness Contentment

Author:Socrates

“She's always getting into trouble because she gets bored really really easily. [...] My mum says it's because Celia has an attention span the size of a sesame seed. Celia's mum says it's because Celia's identity is unfurling itself slowly, like a tulip bud, and it's a breathtakingly beautiful thing to see.”

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Book:Feeling Sorry for Celia

Source: Feeling Sorry for Celia

“Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.”

“Oliver, calm down!” said Fred, looking slightly alarmed. “We’re taking Hufflepuff very seriously. Seriously.”

Humour Hufflepuff

Book:Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Source: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll" - Rok”

Humour

Book:Dark Desires After Dusk

Source: Dark Desires After Dusk

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