I Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with I. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“If my life was a romcom, the guy sitting across from me would be the guy. Not the one I was currently on a date with – that would be far too obvious. I mean the handsome man sitting behind him, two empty tables away.”
Source: Red Flags and Rishtas: A Desi Rom Com
“If my life was a song it would be 'Who Let The Dogs Out'.”
“If my life was a song the title would be 'Naima'.”
“If my life was a song the title would probably be 'Clumsy', 'cause I'm clumsy.”
“If my life was to be just a single note in an endless symphony, how could I not sound it out for as long and as loudly as I could?”
“If my life was to have a single, all-satisfying, unifying passion, it would have to be God's passion.”
Source: Don't Waste Your Life
“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”
“If my life were a corny horror movie, and the heroine was lost and alone, trapped in an underwater cave, what would happen next? If you guessed, “She drops her flashlight, and it hits a rock and breaks, leaving her in utter darkness,” you would be right. But I bet you didn’t guess the part about an attack by a giant octopus.”
“If my life were a fragrance, it would smell like the sea.”
“If my life were a song it would be called 'Don't Stop Believing'. Yeah.”
“If my life were a song it would probably be titled 'Roller Coaster', up and down all the time.”
“If my life were a song it'd be called 'Here I Am' because here I am - I mean, I'm Thia and I'm here to me me, I'm here to express myself musically which I find is the best way to express myself.”
“If my life were a song the title would be 'The Comeback Kid.'”
“If my life were a song, what would it be? 'A Never Ending Road of Musical Good Times'.”
“If my life were complete, it would not be my life, since it would be over. In leading my life, I am not striving for an impossible completion of who I am but for the possible and fragile coherence of who I am trying to be: to hold together and be responsive to the commitments that define who I take myself to be.”
Source: This Life: Secular Faith and Spiritual Freedom
“If my life were not a dangerous, painful experiment, if I did not constantly skirt the abyss and feel the void under my feet, my life would have no meaning and I would not have been able to write anything.”
“If my light frightens you, I'm sorry, but the grass must grow.”
Source: The Stars Are Free
“If my like for you was a football crowd, you’d be deaf ’cause of the roar. And if my like for you was a boxer, there’d be a dead guy lying on the floor. And if my like for you was sugar, you’d lose your teeth before you were twenty. And if my like for you was money, let’s just say you’d be spending plenty.”
Source: Graffiti Moon
“If my lips teach the public that men are made mad by bad treatment, and if the police are taught that they may exasperate to madness men they persecute and ill treat, my life will not be entirely thrown away.”
“If my lips were to breathe, I would drown them in yours, sacrificing a part of me to live for a while in the Garden of Eden.”
“If my love can hold you, I'll keep you with me.”
“If my love is without sacrifice, it is selfish. Such a love is barter, for there is exchange of love and devotion in return for something. It is conditional love.”
“If my love were an ocean, there would be no more land. If my love were a desert, you would see only sand. If my love were a star- late at night, only light. And if my love could grow wings, I'd be soaring in flight.”
Source: Thirteen Reasons Why 10th Anniversary Edition
“If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours.”
Source: Magic Burns
“If my lyrics mean something special to someone... that's the most important thing to me.”
“If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.”
“If my math’s off, you’re in charge of my funeral. I want fireworks and cake. Lots of cake. That no one’s allowed to eat. Bury it with me.”
His eyes flicked back and forth as he copied her commands onto a digital notepad. “Lots of cake, got it. Everyone starves.”
Source: Stormflower
“If my mentality is to spend my life seeking that which I am owed, I will spend my life seeking something that doesn’t exist. And if I’m truly that selfish, maybe that’s the outcome that I’m owed.”
“If my mind be not engaged in worship, it is as though I worshipped not.”
“If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it - then I can achieve it.”
Source: The Soul of a Butterfly: Reflections on Life's Journey
“If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it.”
Source: Straight from the Heart
“If my mind cannot be tied down, if my dreams cannot be diminished, then no amount of restraints can really guarantee my quiet submission.”
Source: Unorthodox: The Scandalous Rejection of My Hasidic Roots
“If my mind could gain a firm footing, I would not make essays, I would make decisions; but it is always in apprenticeship and on trial.”
Source: Complete Essays
“If my 'mind' don't mind, I don't mind.”
“If my mind is busy thinking about things like how someone hurt or upset me and how I can protect myself or get back at them, I’m too busy in my head to enjoy the present moment.”
Source: Sweet Sharing: Rediscovering the REAL You
“If my mind was in your body going through the same circumstances. I would act differently, and likewise. Judging in nature is separation.”
“If my mind's not trying to fix something or create something, I don't know what to do. It just throws me off.”
“If my missus is there and she approves of the person I get to bite boobs - and necks.”
“If my mom came here today, she'd probably join this red-hat brigade. My mother got my sense of humor, even when I was a kid. I would just do things that tickled my fancy in the moment, and she would ask me who I was entertaining. I'd say, 'Well, me.' And she would tell me that nobody knew that and they thought I was psychotic. Well, I don't ever want people to think I'm psychotic, but I can't help myself from doing these things.”
“If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.”
“If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.”
Source: The Sea of Monsters
“If my mother could, she would pick up the shards of my shattered life and cut me with them”
Source: Night Dancer
“If my mother had called and asked, "What have I done that you can't forget?" I would have said, "I can forgive anything." But she never called and that is what I can never forget.”
Source: She Is Haunted: Stories
“If my mother hadn't thrown my football boots on the fire, I might have become as famous as Denis Compton.”
“If my mother hadn't tried to sell me chicken Kiev cutlets for $1.40 after I graduated from college, maybe I would've been the lawyer she wanted me to be.”
“If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.”
Source: Bo knows Bo: the autobiography of a ballplayer
“If my mother's intention in whole or in part was to ensure that I never had to suffer any indignity or embarrassment for being a Jew, then she succeeded well enough. And in any case there were enough intermarriages and 'conversions' on both sides of her line to make me one of those many mischling hybrids who are to be found distributed all over the known world. And, as someone who doesn't really believe that the human species is subdivided by 'race,' let alone that a nation or nationality can be defined by its religion, why should I not let the whole question slide away from me? Why—and then I'll stop asking rhetorical questions—did I at some point resolve that, in whatever tone of voice I was asked 'Are you a Jew?' I would never hear myself deny it?”
Source: Hitch 22: A Memoir
“If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?”
Source: My Life in Black and White
“If my mother were running for president and talked about a Muslim ban, I'd call her a bigot. If my mother claimed she didn't know who David Duke was when I knew she did, I'd say that's disqualifying. If my mother called an Indiana judge a Mexican, I would say that's a bigoted remark.”
“If my mother will not go to heaven, I renounce the privilege”
Source: The Great Pearl of Wisdom