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“If somebody tells you 'History will never forgive you,' just laugh at him! Because when the history comes, you won't be here! The threat of history never forgives you is a useless threat!”

Ifs Laughing Forgiving Threat Useless Never Forgive

Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan

“If somebody tells you an obviously untrue story, on the Continent you would remark, "You are a liar, Sir, and a rather dirty one at that." In England you just say "Oh, is that so?" Or "That's rather an unusual story, isn't it?”

Ifs Stories England Dirty Liars Unusual Continents Remarks Untrue True Story Rudeness

Author:George Mikes

“If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.”

People Ifs Two Self Pay Attention Ears Donkey Saddles

Author:Sholom Aleichem

“If somebody thinks I have an integrity problem, then the honest thing to do is to tell me what they think it is and let me address it.”

Ifs Thinking Problem Honest Integrity Let Me Things To Do Addresses

Author:Janet Reno

“If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.”

Ifs Thinking Giving Mirrors Ems Hedgehogs

Author:Douglas Adams

Source: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

“If somebody thinks wearing pretty dresses onstage somehow discredits us that's pretty absurd.”

Thinking Absurd Discredit

Author:Dee Dee Ramone

“If somebody told me back in 1980 that I would have a 32-year career, and that I'd be [elected into the Hall of Fame], I'd say no way. For three years, I couldn't even break into the Phillies broadcast booth. I was just hoping to make it, much less be mentioned as a Ford Frick winner. Believe me, when I started out, this award wasn't even close to being on the radar.”

Ifs Way Years Believe Three Careers Break Fame Winner Halls Awards Three Years Believe In Me Radar Hall Of Fame

Author:Tim McCarver

“If somebody told me I only had an hour to live, I'd spend it choking a white man. I'd do it nice and slow.”

Ifs Men Hours White Nice White Man Choke

Author:Miles Davis

“If somebody told me I only had one hour to live, I’d spend it choking a white man. I’d do it nice and slow. If I got tired I’d stop, have a glass of water, and choke him some more.”

Inspirational Racism Meaning Mortality Bucket List

Author:Miles Davis

“If somebody told me, "Not a good idea," I would've said, "No, it's probably a good idea if you get drunk with me." I would've flipped it around on them. There was no way you could tell me anything. I wasn't listening to any type of reason.”

Ifs Way Said Ideas Reason Listening Type Drunk Good Ideas Flipped

Author:Reginald Arvizu

“If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say "FOSSIL". If he still won't shut up I throw it at him.”

Ifs Trying Stills Earth Shut Up Fossils

Author:Lewis Black

“If somebody trusts me, then I will reciprocate.”

Ifs Trust Me Reciprocate

Author:Velupillai Prabhakaran

“If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like. ... But on the other hand, if somebody says, 'I mustn't move a light switch on a Saturday,' you say, 'Fine, I respect that.'”

Ifs Hands Light Moving Religion Party Atheism Fine Vote Agree Arguing Saturday

Author:Douglas Adams

Source: The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“If somebody wanted to go and find songs of mine to fill an iPod, that aren't on any records. They could probably find dozens of songs besides the ones that are on records.”

Ifs Wanted Song Records Mines Dozen Ipods

Author:Regina Spektor

“If somebody wants to have plastic surgery, more power to them. I think there's a point where you go overboard.”

Ifs Thinking Want Plastic Surgery Plastic Surgery Overboard

Author:Shannen Doherty

“If somebody wants to kill people, they don't need a gun to do it.”

People Ifs Want Needs Gun

Author:Ice T

“If somebody wants to learn their why, either you help them or send them over to their course. All of this stuff helps.”

Ifs Want Helping Courses Stuff

Author:Simon Sinek

“If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.”

Ifs Way Want Dies Fronts Herds

Author:Dennis Miller

“If somebody wants to sit down with me for an hour and interview me and ask me any question about my record, my policies, my foreign policy experience, my domestic policy experience, I'm willing to do that.”

Ifs Want Asks Hours Records Policy Willing Ask Me Interviews Foreign Policy Domestic Policy

Author:John Kasich

“If somebody was sending rockets into my house, where my two daughters sleep at night, I’m going to do everything in my power to stop that, and I would expect Israelis to do the same thing.”

Ifs Two Night House Sleep Daughter Rockets Two Daughters

Author:Barack Obama

“If somebody would come and they're not playing music, they would encounter certain people on another level.”

People Ifs Certain Levels Encounters Playing Music

Author:Billy Higgins

“If somebody writes a book and doesn't care for the survival of that book, he's an imbecile.”

Ifs Writing Book Care Survival Imbeciles

Author:Umberto Eco

“If somebody writes a great poem, people don't run around applauding the pencil, saying 'Oh, what a great pencil'...I'm a pencil in God's hands.”

People Ifs Writing Hands Running Pencils

Author:Keith Green

“If somebody writes a review of a dry cleaner, that piece of content is not wildly viral. It's not like a viral video that can spread across the world in a matter of minutes, so as a result, each market is almost an island unto itself.”

Ifs World Writing Matter Results Pieces Minutes Spread Video Islands Dry Reviews Cleaners Viral Dry Cleaners Viral Videos

Author:Jeremy Stoppelman

“If somebody writes something and it's true, you're not gonna be able to prevail and get damages, hear it.”

Writing

Author:Kimberly Guilfoyle

“If somebody'd said before the flight, 'Are you going to get carried away looking at the Earth from the Moon?' I would have say, 'No, no way.' But yet when I first looked back at the Earth, standing on the Moon, I cried.”

Ifs Way Firsts Said Earth Space Moon Standing Flight Cried Space Exploration Carried Away

Author:Alan Shepard

“If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.”

Ifs Happens Turns Numbers Tvs Happenings Cat Turn-on

Author:Dan Harmon

“If somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get.”

Ifs Enough Political Asks Dumb Ask Me Conventions

Author:Clint Eastwood

“If somebody's getting depressed in life, I would say, 'Look at me'. I've got here believing in me. Sometimes, things do not go as you expected and you could feel as if you were ruining everything. But Everything can be only the path to get to the success of your dream. You can not fail until you give up. As long as you keep going, you are on the path for your success.”

Ifs Giving Feels Believe Looks Long Sometimes Dream Path Failing Giving Up Expected Your Dreams Keep Going Can Not Look At Me Ruining Everything

Author:Hiroko Sakai

“If somebody's going to earn citizenship, with whatever other hurdles are put in the way, at the end of the road they should be able to speak English, they should be able to read English, they should have some knowledge of American history.”

Ifs Way Should Ends Able Speak Should Have American History Citizenship Hurdle Speak English End Of The Road

Author:Rudy Giuliani

“If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things that our cops should be looking at to engage in and try to clean up some of the other problems that we have in society.”

Ifs Should Trying Country Problem Law House Clean Harm Smoke Appropriate Marijuana Cop Law Enforcement Enforcement Joints

Author:Sarah Palin

“If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I wanna be there.”

Ifs Political Politics Politician

Author:Allan A. Lamport

“If somebody's hacking you, you don't want them to know that you know.”

Ifs Knows Want Hacking

Author:Nancy Pelosi

“If somebody's hacking you, you don't want them to know that you know. You want to find out what they're doing, how they're doing it, and then you'll let them know you know.”

Ifs Knows Want Hacking

Author:Nancy Pelosi

“If somebody's in prison for non-violence, drug usage, and never committed a hard crime, they should be pardoned and let out.”

Ifs Should Hard Violence Crime Drug Prison Committed Non Violence Usage

Author:Ron Paul

“If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.”

People Ifs Want Beautiful Lying Causes Interesting Naked Pounds

Author:Andy Richter

“If somebody's not prepared to answer the question, you can keep asking”

Ifs Answers Asking Prepared

Author:Martin Bashir

“If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.”

Ifs Looks Behinds Arms Fingers Pants Pointing Trembling

Author:Jock Sturges

“If somebody's trying to shut you up, sing louder, and if possible, better.”

Ifs Trying

Author:Salman Rushdie

Source: Conversations with Salman Rushdie

“If someday rockets should open the gates to space, then we must be oriented as to its environmental conditions and their possible biological effects. To study this, and to find means of protection, is one of the tasks of space medicine.”

Ifs Should Mean Space Study Conditions Effects Tasks Medicine Environmental Protection Someday Gates Find Me Rockets Space Medicine

Author:Hubertus Strughold

“If someday they say of me that in my work I have contributed something to the welfare and happiness of my fellow man, I shall be satisfied.”

Ifs Men Inspirational Motivational Hard Work Fellows Satisfied Welfare Someday Fellow Man

Author:George Westinghouse

“If someday you should ever think of me and miss me, know in your heart that I'd want you to find me once again. No matter how distant in time or space... FIND ME.”

Love Romance Fiction Fantasy Love Story Tearjerker

Author:Sebastian Cole

Source: Sand Dollar: A Story of Undying Love

“If someday, in a morning, you see you, in a mirror or the dent of a spoon, and wonder Where is my soul and Where has it gone, remember this: Catch the gaze of a woman on the metro, subway, tram. Look at a man. Seek and you will find you in the silvered space, a flash between souls.”

Ifs Men Looks Soul Remember Space Wonder Morning Gone Mirrors My Soul Someday Flash Subway Spoons Metro Trams

Author:Naomi Shihab Nye

“If somehow a proclamation were made that C.E.O.'s could only make a maximum of $300,000 a year, you would not have any shortage of very qualified men and women seeking the jobs.”

Ifs Men Years Made Jobs Men And Women Seeking Maximum Qualified Shortage Proclamation

Author:James Sinegal

“If somehow every volunteer vanished tomorrow, so much of this country would come to a standstill: schools, hospitals and libraries. You can't name an institution that doesn't depend on volunteers.”

Ifs Country School Names Depends Tomorrow Institutions Library Hospitals Volunteer Standstill

Author:Al Roker

“If somehow I can, before I leave this earth, combine my absolutely mad freedom and excitement with truth, then I will have done something.”

Ifs I Can Done Earth Mad Excitement

Author:Andrew Wyeth

“If someone accidentally ingests sodium azide, you shouldn't try to resuscitate the person because you could die, too, giving CPR. This is a highly toxic chemical.”

Ifs Giving Trying Persons Dies Chemicals Toxic Sodium Cpr Toxic Chemicals

Author:William Davis

“If someone already knows you from being in the trenches with you on this TV schedules, and then you have a little bit more time, it's a treat for them, as well, because they can give you more.”

Ifs Knows Giving Wells Littles Bits Tvs Little Bit Treats More Time Schedules Trenches

Author:Alfonso Gomez-Rejon

“if someone always finds our mistakes then we must be happy to know that there, in the world, is at-least someone who is concentrating his mind and spending his time to make us flawless or perfect.”

Inspirational Optimism Optimistic Quotes

Author:Sandy Raman

“If someone analyzed your words today, what percentage would be tender, encouraging, uplifting, faith-building, and joyful? Would it match Christ's proportions?”

Ifs Would Be Today Christ Building Uplifting Proportion Joyful Percentages Turning Points Encouraging Uplifting

Author:David Jeremiah

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