S Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with S. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world.
Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to be the better me by forgetting my past.
Master of Stupidity: If you just forget it, how would you measure you're better?”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed?
Master of Stupidity: Thou shall not break the rules of drive safely.
Thou shall not tempt the police as well.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing' in spaceless.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, we should not spend our time to low life like them.
Master of Stupidity: If I don’t, then how should I lead men like you to be wiser?”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what are you talking about? None of us understand!
Master of Stupidity: Be patient! It is not ended yet. The end justifies the means.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what did you do to earn wisdom ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, I forget. Shit happened, life goes on.”
Source: Betelgeuse Incident: Insiden Bait Al-Jauza
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ?
Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed.”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?
Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of.”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what will happen to the men right after their death ?
Master of Stupidity: They live with a same or different part of their consciousness.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, where is exactly the edge of this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: Edge is wherever the absence of universal gravity.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body?
Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul will go elsewhere physically?”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ?
Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according to your wish.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning?
Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should He prevent that?”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ?
Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be celebrated as ascension day.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other.”
Source: Betelgeuse Incident: Insiden Bait Al-Jauza
“Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears.
Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but don't listen. Anyway, no fun in silent.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, you keep preaching the truth. They don't listen.
Master of Stupidity: Oh that's not bad. That attitude keeps us in the business.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other.
Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how to win their minds of their wars.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.
Master of Stupidity: Hmmm...tell me about your sexperience!”
Source: Betelgeuse Incident: Insiden Bait Al-Jauza
“Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth?
Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who said anything about the truth?”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist?
Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man at no time at all.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you?
Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having sex when it came to my mind.”
“Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the time began?
Master of Stupidity: What was the time before all things created?”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Which one was first created, time or things?
Master of Stupidity: No things, no changes. No changes, no time.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?
Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Why men don't ready yet to join the intergalactic confederation?
Master of Stupidity: Men could make them laugh to death. It'd be too risky for them.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others?
Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.”
“Smartass is a latent idiot.”
Source: Master of Stupidity
“Smarter than last time. This was akin to hiding in plain sight. Where else would you expect dead bodies?”
Source: The Mark of Eternity
“smarter than me. But here's the thing my life did get better. I made a decision to let go of my dreams, because they were killing me, and I stopped asking the impossible of myself. I changed my attitude and decided to focus on what I had rather than what i didn't have.”
“Smarthet utan samvete är gift.”
Source: Världsviking: Gudomlig Poesi
“Smartness is not enough. I have seen smart people crumble like a pack of cards. Riches are not enough. I have seen rich people who are miserably sad. Power is not enough. I have seen powerful people dethroned and humiliated. So, what is enough? I'll vote for a robust relationship with God; a life driven by a divine perception and purpose; a focus on the family; an enthusiastic lifestyle; and a good network of friends. If I may add this - doing what you love and loving what you do. And if I may add yet another, it will be: doing things that touch others or, simply, making others happy.”
“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.”
“Smartness without wisdom is stupidity.”
Source: The Gospel of Technology
“Smartphone is definitely smarter than us to be able to keep us addicted to it.”
“Smartphones are a great portal for knowledge, but when the people do not know how to use them, those very devices do more harm to the inner wellbeing of a person, young and old alike, than they do good.”
“Smartphones can relay patients' data to hospital computers in a continuous stream. Doctors can alter treatment regimens remotely, instead of making patients come in for a visit.”
“Smartphones control us with assistance Netiquette provides guidelines for right and wrong. NetworkEtiquette.net”
“Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.”
“Smartwatches don't keep you fit, activity does. Do you really need to know what your pulse rate is, every minute?”
Source: Girl Over God: The Novel
“Smartwatches don't make you productive, they only make you a lifeless humanoid. Fitness trackers don't make you fit, they only make you paranoid.”
Source: Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World
“Smartwork and Hardwork travel separately, but smartwork is the fruit of Time Management”
“Smash creative blocks. Change the problem or sneak up on it from a different direction. Try something fresh - a new way with an old theme, a different point of view, unusual tool.”
Source: The New Creative Artist
“Smash market vs. mass market: Indie authors delve deep into expressive vertical genres. Book stores hold 90-day-credit-return literature. Why wait? In five years, Indie authors will be both.”
“Smash the control images. Smash the control machine.”
Source: Word Virus: The William S. Burroughs Reader
“Smash the Goals in your Life! You are the Unstoppable!”
“Smashing heads does not open minds.”
“Smashing Pumpkins has never been a band about hit songs.”
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