“A new software is being developed so the psychological operations guys and the Pentagon's strategic communications guys - and we don't really know who's running it - but this is all totally out in the open. It's this new program that will allow them to have like ten fake Twitter accounts and ten Facebook accounts so you can pretend.” KnowsRunningGuyCommunicationTenProgramAccountsPsychologicalOperationsFakeSoftwareStrategicPentagon Author:Michael Hastings
“At 25, my idea of success may have been more vain, like, "I'll be good the day that there's $20 million in my account and I have this particular house and the wife and 2.5 kids." But at 40 - and I know it's kind of silly telling you guys this - but as long as my Metacritic rating stays above 80, that's all I care about.” KnowsKindMayLongHas BeensIdeasCareKidsGuyHouseMillionsWifeParticularAccountsBe GoodSillyVainI CareRating Author:Questlove
“Once the settlement is completed, the credit card company will report it to the credit bureaus, which will then make a notation on your credit report that that account was paid by settlement. That's going to signal to future lenders that you left the last guy hanging. That's why, as with bankruptcy, debt settlement is an extreme option, one you shouldn't take lightly. It's not just an easy, cheap way to eliminate debt.” WayLastsGuyLeftEasyCompanyAccountsPaidExtremesCreditDebtCardsReportsSignalsCredit CardSettlementBankruptcyLendersDebt Settlement Author:Jean Chatzky
“Some think, "If I marry this guy who's two inches taller than I am and who has a nice bank account, I won't die. If I buy six cars, I won't die. If I hate Jews, I won't die. If I hate homosexuals, I won't die." They think they will increase their life by shunting misery onto somebody else, but it's just the opposite.” IfsThinkingTwoGuyHateDiesNiceCarSixOppositesAccountsI HateIncreaseMiseryJewInchesHomosexualThis GuyBank Accounts Author:Maya Angelou
“I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.” PeopleMeanPersonsWholeBodyWantedFacesGuyGirlWalksAnimalOne ThingTheoryPercentWeightAccountsPlantKicksJust OneThis GuyTrainersVodkaBody WeightChaperones Author:Chelsea Handler
“A bronze plaque read: GAIUS PLINIUS CAECILIUS SECUNDUS Dan made a face. "Get a load of the guy with the funny name." "I think that's Pliny the younger, the famous Roman writer," Amy supplied. She bent down to read the English portion of the tablet. "Right. In A.D. 79, Pliny chronicled the destruction of Pompeii by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. It's one of the earliest eyewitness accounts of a major disaster." Dan yawned. "Doesn't this remind you of the clue hunt? You know–you telling me a bunch of boring stuff, and me not listening?” ThinkingKnowsMadeFacesGuyNamesStuffListeningMajorsDestructionAccountsBoringDisasterBunchPortionsLoadBentClueHuntsAmyBronzeTabletsEruptionPompeiiEyewitnessesFunny Name Book:The Medusa Plot Source: The Medusa Plot
“You guys take over while I go put on a shirt." Mrs. Kulavich had edged close enough to hear him. She beamed at him. "Don't bother on my account," she said. "Sadie!" Mr. Kulavich said in rebuke. "Oh, hush, George! I'm old, not dead!" "I'll remind you of that the next time I want to watch the Playboy Channel," he growled.” WantSaidEnoughGuyNextWatchesAccountsBotherShirtsNext TimePlayboyHushRebukeSadie Author:Linda Howard
“Sir Guy Campbell's classic account of the formation of the links, beginning with Genesis and moving step by step to the thrilling arrival of 'tilth' on the fingers of coastal land, suggests that such notable features of our planet as dinosaurs, the prairies, the Himalayas, the seagull, the female of the species herself, were accidental by-products of the Almighty's preoccupation with the creation of the Old Course at St. Andrews.” MovingGuyCoursesStepsLandCreationPlanetsProductsFemaleAccountsGolfSpeciesFingersFeaturesClassicLinksAlmightyThrillingOur PlanetFormationNotableGenesisDinosaursArrivalsPreoccupationAndrewPrairieSeagullCoastalHimalayas Book:Fun and Games with Alistair Cooke: On Sport and Other Amusements Source: Fun and Games with Alistair Cooke: On Sport and Other Amusements