Best air & funny Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.”

Needs School Funny Force Air Military Air Force Great Day Bombers Bake Sale

Author:Robert Fulghum

“Mr. and Mrs. Boffin sat staring at mid-air, and Mrs. Wilfer sat silently giving them to understand that every breath she drew required to be drawn with a self-denial rarely paralleled in history.”

Giving Self Funny Air Humorous Breaths Denial Staring Sat Self-denial

Book:Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

Source: Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

“I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"”

Want Humor Funny Air Cold Balloons Cold Air Air Balloons

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"”

Years Ideas Humor Funny Hours Simple Boys Air Comfortable Yeah Twelve Conditioning Air Conditioning Sweatshops

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.”

Humor Funny Air Cold Grandfather My Grandfather Balloons Cold Air Air Balloons

Author:Milton Jones

“Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.”

Problem Humor Funny Air Shops Owners Sweat Conditioning Air Conditioning

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."”

Want Said Two Humor Funny Waiting Hours Heard Air Late Flying Noise Engines Pilots Spain Hostesses

Author:Frank Carson

“I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.”

Knows Humor Funny Air Taste Los Angeles

Author:Marc Maron

“I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!”

World Humor Reality Funny Nations Air Tvs Pages Reality Tv Small World

Author:Kristen Schaal

“There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.”

Humor Funny Guy Air Sells Pizza Triangles

Author:Steven Wright

“We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”

Needs Funny Asks Fun Air Stupid Ignorance Clean Environmental Dumb Pollution Pauses Assessment Clean Air Air And Water

Author:Lee Iacocca

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