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“My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck.”

Littles Kids Sides Hair Baby Mom My Mom Suits Necks Tied Sweaters Slick Preppy Baby Pictures

Author:Alexander Wang

“I called it Kinko’s because of my nickname — because I had this really kinky hair. If you think about it, the first thing a baby learns is ‘Googoo, gaga,’ and if you think of good businesses like Kodak, Xerox, Google, people remember consonants — which was why Kinko’s was a good name. But really I had this big head of curly hair and before being called ‘Kinko’ I was ‘Pube Head.’ So I thought Kinko’s was better than Pubo’s.”

People Ifs Thinking Firsts Bigs Remember Names Hair Baby Google Nicknames Good Business Kinky Gaga Consonants Big Heads Xerox Curly Hair Kodak Kinky Hair

Author:Paul Orfalea

“What can you say about a guy who lets himself be saddled with a baby when he's thirty-five and losing his hair? Love? Forget about that till you're past seventy, and by then the parts will have stopped working anyway.”

Past Guy Forget Five Hair Baby Losing Thirty Seventies

Author:Gunter Grass

“You like the way I dress The way I wear my hair Show me off to all your friends Baby, I don't care Just as long as you tell them who I am Tell them I'm the one that made you give a damn”

Way Giving Long Made Shows Care Hair Baby Dresses Don't Care Who I Am I Don't Care Damn Show Me

Author:Jennifer Lopez

“Every snapshot collector has obsessions. Some only collect photos of cars. Others like World War II, or babies, or old-timey girls in old-timey swimsuits. I happen to collect the weird stuff: photos that make the hair on the back of your neck stand up a little. The uncanny.”

World Littles War Happens Girl Stuff Car Hair Baby Obsession War Of The Worlds Necks World War Ii World War I Collectors Snapshots Uncanny Weird Stuff Swimsuits

Author:Ransom Riggs

“Boys are found everywhere - on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to. Mothers love them, little girls hate them, older sisters and brothers tolerate them, adults ignore them and Heaven protects them. A boy is Truth with dirt on its face, Beauty with a cut on its finger, Wisdom with bubble gum in its hair and the Hope of the future with a frog in its pocket.”

“My hair is a battle. It's an uphill, fine, baby-haired battle.”

Hair Baby Fine Battle

Author:Emma Stone

“Ive always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I still had the booty. In Hollywoods eyes, the perfect women has to be a stick figure, tall, blonde hair, with big boobs.”

Stills Bigs Eye School Perfect Figures Hair Baby High School Hollywood Sticks Tall Skinny Blonde Booty Blonde Hair Perfect Woman

Author:Coco Austin

“If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!”

People Ifs Should Littles Views Feet Hair Baby Block Cute Shirts Stomach Spares Belly Tire Tractors

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“Maybe if I have another baby [I will grow my hair], because your hair grows super fast. I'll just grow it out and go natural for a minute.”

Ifs Grows Natural Minutes Hair Baby

Author:Amber Rose

“Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I might become if I'm not careful: Crazy Aunt Liz. The divorcee in the muumuu with the dyed orange hair who doesn't eat dairy but smokes menthols, who's always just coming back from her astrology cruise or breaking up with her aroma-therapist boyfriend, who reads the Tarot cards of kindergarteners and says things like, "Bring Aunty Liz another wine cooler, baby, and I'll let you wear my mood ring.”

“Oh baby," he whispers. Steps back. Out of the doorway. His face ashen. He walks slowly back to the kitchen. Leans over the counter. Puts his head in his hands. His hair falls over his fingers. The bathroom door clicks shut. She stays there for a long time. He's pulling his hair out.”

Long Hands Faces Fall Walks Steps Doors Hair Baby Long Time Fingers Kitchen Pulling Bathroom Clicks Doorways

Author:Lisa McMann

“What we want most is to be held...and told..that everything (everything is a funny thing, is baby milk and papa's eyes, is roaring logs on a cold morning, is hoot owls and the boy who makes you cry after school, is mama's long hair, is being afraid and twisted faces on the bedroom wall)...is going to be alright.”

Source: Truman Capote: Conversations

“You really are here. (Thanatos) Hair of the dog, baby. Sooner or later, we all dance with the devil. Tonight, it’s your turn. (Zarek)”

Turns Dog Hair Baby Devil Tonight Sooner Or Later Thanatos

Book:Dance With the Devil

Source: Dance With the Devil