“Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. The royal baby weighed eight pounds - or around 12 American dollars.” GirlBabyDollarsEightPoundsSaturdayRoyalKateBaby GirlCongrats Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.” ThinkingShouldBigsThreeNaturalBabyPoundsScareChildbirthHeroinNatural Childbirth Author:Rita Rudner
“There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls.” BabyTinyPoundsPower Over OthersMoguls Author:Stanley Bing
“Getting back into shape [after bringing twing] was challenging, like it is for anybody who has a baby. The first few pounds drop off really fast. And then you're like stuck with those last 10 to 20 pounds, let's say, and then you've really got to get disciplined.” FirstsLastsChallengesBabyShapesStuckPounds Author:Jennifer Lopez
“My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.” WellsWaitingClearBabyPaperNervousPoundsMy SisterExpectingAdoptionPapers Author:Emo Philips
“A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.” FirstsBabyBirthFatsGermanyPounds Author:Craig Ferguson
“I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.” WayYearsGirlBloodBabyDaughterTestsCourtPoundsMy DaughterBaby GirlCourt SystemBlood Tests Author:Donnell Rawlings
“My pacifism came after I joined the army and was shipped over to Korea. There was a little one-room orphanage there called Song-do. There were 180 babies in there, and they were GI babies. The U.S. government would not acknowledge this, and the Korean government had nothing to do with them. They were living on a 100-pound bag of rice a month. Some of those kids, when they were old enough, would go out and shine shoes. They would show up at the gate of our compound to shine shoes, and you'd swear they were looking for their fathers.” LittlesEnoughShowsGovernmentKidsSongFatherRoomsBabyMonthsArmyShiningShoesAcknowledgeBagsPoundsGatesSwearKoreaRiceLiving OnKoreanCompoundsPacifismOrphanageGis Author:Utah Phillips
“I took my coffee into the dining room and settled down with the morning paper. A woman in New York had had twins in a taxi. A woman in Ohio had just had her seventeenth child. A twelve-year-old girl in Mexico had given birth to a thirteen-pound boy. The lead article on the woman's page was about how to adjust the older child to the new baby. I finally found an account of an axe murder on page seventeen, and held my coffee cup up to my face to see if the steam might revive me.” IfsYearsChildrenMightFacesGirlFoundGivenRoomsBoysMorningNew YorkBabyBirthPaperPagesAccountsMurderCoffeeCupsPoundsArticlesMexicoTwelveTwinsSteamTaxiOhioThirteenSeventeenCoffee CupDiningReviveNew BabyDining Rooms Book:The Magic of Shirley Jackson Source: The Magic of Shirley Jackson
“The baby, a girl, is born at 6:24 a.m. She weighs six pounds, ten ounces. The mother takes the baby in her arms and asks her, "Who are you, my little one?" And in response, this baby, who is Liz and not Liz at the same time, laughs.” LittlesMotherGirlAsksBornLaughingBabyArmsTenSixResponsePoundsLiz Book:Elsewhere Source: Elsewhere