Home / Topics / Baby Quotes

Baby Quotes

Browse 4071 quotes about Baby.

Baby Quotes

“A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.”

Mean Mother Found Study One Thing Baby Mom Cat My Mom Diets Allergies

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone.”

Made Used Study Baby Thirds Yeah China Smartphones

Author:Conan O'Brien

“One of the most essential and mundane of human activities - taking care of children - requires high levels of anxious vigilance. ... [Parents] dare not risk assuming that the sudden quiet from the toddlers' room means they are studying with Baby Einstein. Visualize fratricidal stranglings and electric outlets stabbed with forks: this is how we have reproduced our genomes.”

“Here in the United States, a study of nearly 700 women in California showed an increased risk of fetal death among babies whose mothers lived near crops when certain pesticides were sprayed. The largest risks were found among pregnant women exposed during the critical first trimester and among those who lived in the same square mile where pesticides were used.”

Source: Having Faith: An Ecologist's Journey to Motherhood

“If you study a great work of art, you'll probably find the artist was a kind of genius. And geniuses are different to you and me. So let's have no talk of temperamental, self-absorbed and petulant babies. Being a good artist is the toughest job you could pick, and you have to be a little nuts to take it on. I love them all.”

Ifs Kind Littles Art Different Self Jobs Artist Study Baby Genius Picks Works Of Art Nuts Great Work Good Art Self Absorbed Good Artist

Book:My Name is Charles Saatchi and I am an Artoholic. New Extended Edition: Questions from Journalists and Readers

Source: My Name is Charles Saatchi and I am an Artoholic. New Extended Edition: Questions from Journalists and Readers

“I think there's some evidence that we're empathic by nature. There is some evidence from studies of babies and young children that they resonate with the pain of others, and there's some work by Frans de Waal that other primates also resonate with the pain of others.”

Thinking Children Pain Young Study Baby Evidence Young Children Primates

Author:Paul Bloom

“I went to school for a short period of time to study fashion. I wanted to become a stylist or a designer. I made clothes when I was a teenager that I used to sell online. My label name was "Baby Jesus" - so incredibly stupid, but whatever, I was 17!”

Made Wanted School Used Jesus Names Study Fashion Stupid Baby Periods Clothes Sells Labels Teenager Designer Online Stylist Baby Jesus

Author:Bethany Cosentino

“My passion for maternal and child health led me to continue my studies and pursue the path of midwifery. And here I am now... still catching babies.”

Children Stills Passion Study Path Baby Pursue My Passion Catching Here I Am Midwifery

Author:Robin Lim

“The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors--psychology, sociology, women's studies--to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. No one is fond of taking responsibility for his actions, but consider how much you'd have to hate free will to come up with a political platform that advocates killing unborn babies but not convicted murderers. A callous pragmatist might favor abortion and capital punishment. A devout Christian would sanction neither. But it takes years of therapy to arrive at the liberal view.”

Source: Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Accounts of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injustice, and Alcohol-Free Beer