“Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.” Would BeFunnyPlayerTeamBasketballSurrenderOpponentsMaskHockeyWrestlingMexicoOlympicsBasketball PlayerWrestlerHockey PlayerPro WrestlingLondon OlympicsProfessional WrestlingBaguettes Author:Craig Ferguson
“Tea at college was served on long tables with an urn at the end of each. Long baguettes of bread, three to a table, were set out with meagre portions of butter and jam; the china was coarse to withstand the schoolboy-clutch and the tea strong. At the Hôtel de Paris I was astonished at the fragility of the cups, the silver teapot, the little triangular savoury sandwiches, the éclairs stuffed with cream.” LittlesLongEndsThreeStrongFoodCollegeTablesCookingChinaBreadCupsTeaParisSilverCulinaryPortionsCreamSandwichesJamFragilityClutchCoarseTeapotsBaguettes Book:The Comedians Source: The Comedians
“For the most part, I try to be healthy and eat good things, but if you give me a baguette and some Camembert, I'm gonna eat it.” IfsGivingTryingHealthyGive MeGood ThingsBaguettes Author:Gwyneth Paltrow
“If you look at the list of the top wheat importers for 2010, almost half of them are Middle Eastern regimes: Egypt, Algeria, Iraq, Morocco, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Libya, and Tunisia. Egypt is the number-one importer of wheat in the entire world. Tunisia leads the entire world in per capita wheat consumption. So it's no wonder that the revolutions began with Tunisians waving baguettes in the streets and Egyptians wearing helmets made of bread.” IfsWorldLooksMadeNumbersHalfWonderStreetsMiddleRevolutionIraqListsBreadRegimesConsumptionEgyptEasternWheatArabiaSaudi ArabiaSaudisHelmetLibyaMoroccoYemenTunisiaAlgeriaBaguettes Author:Annia Ciezadlo
“I used to think that diamonds were a girl's best friend, but now I realize it's carbohydrates. Seriously, I have a French baguette at home sporting a matching friendship bracelet.” ThinkingHomeUsedGirlRealizingDiamondMatchingBraceletCarbohydratesBaguettes Author:Lauren Conrad
“My feeling is... when you show up to a movie set where there's, like, 50 people standing around and months of preparation gone into it, you want to be as prepared as possible, so you should make a million baguettes. That might not actually help in any explicit way, but it'll make you feel more prepared.” PeopleWayWantFeelsShouldHelpingShowsFeelingsMightMillionsGoneMonthsStandingPreparedPreparationExplicitMovie SetsBaguettes Author:Jesse Eisenberg