“In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, 'Yeah, these people drink coffee and have tummy troubles and they go to the bathroom like anybody else, and they all have relationship problems, if they even have relationships.'” PeopleIfsThinkingNeedsProblemEarthOrderTroubleDrinkYeahCoffeeBathroomDown To EarthRelationship Problem Author:Anna Chlumsky
“The reason for privacy is not so that people will not know you go to the bathroom. It's to allow certain things to go on that you don't want other people to know about, when all is said and done. But the things I don't want other people to know about are not my sex life.” PeopleKnowsWantSaidReasonDoneCertainSexGoes OnPrivacyBathroomSaid And Done Author:Samuel R. Delany
“I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.” MinutesCleanTongueStationsBathroom Author:Al Yankovic
“I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here.” BookClearDoorsDadCaughtLocksBathroomCrystalsMasturbation Author:Alice Cooper
“Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.” IfsWayHardFunnyBoysTravelGenderHatsBathroomSpainHard WayFlamingos Author:Dave Barry