“My road to success was a long road to success was a long road. You get out of something what you put into it. I put blood, sweat and tears into stand-up comedy and the entertainment realm in general. For me to just know be coming around is a blessing. It's a blessing and it's an honor. It makes me say I can get more and I can do more.” KnowsLongI CanCan DoComedyBloodTearsHonorBlessingEntertainmentRealmsSweatRoad To SuccessStand Up ComedyLong RoadSweat And TearsBlood Sweat And Tears Author:Kevin Hart
“Comedy is a blood sport. It flays the truth and spurts twisted logic. In America, people become comics because we don't have bullfighting.” PeopleAmericaSportsComedyBloodLogicTwistedBullfighting Author:Elayne Boosler
“The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"” PeopleIfsKnowsYearsMeanSaidFunnyGuyAsksWhiteKnownComedyFourDoorsBloodMetsTownsYeahCome UpAsk MeNosesStationsCall MeOfficersComing OutCopJust BeingThis GuySaladBenchesSeventeenArrestingSmartassAliases Author:Ron White
“George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to make sure his bulging eyes don't get out of control... Good news George... you are humor free! There's no sign of comedy anywhere in your blood stream.” YearsEyeComedyBloodNewsStreamsGood NewsPhysical Comedy Author:Andy Kindler
“A good horror movie - it doesn't matter how many comedy horror films there have been before. Doesn't matter how much you think it's going to be funny. A good horror movie will scare the hell out of you... the moment you sit down and you start being exposed to that story, it's going to freeze your blood.” ThinkingHas BeensMatterMomentsStoriesFilmHellComedyBloodHorrorDown AndScareExposedFreezeHorror Film Author:Fede Alvarez
“Rory is very established in England, which you are seeing right now with Bond. But his father Roy Kinnear was a very, very beloved comedy actor here in the UK. And Rory actually even looks a bit like his dad. And so it makes a lot of sense to me that Rory has such good comic chops because it's in his blood. He's very, very funny as Sean.” LooksActorsFatherBitsComedySeeingBloodDadRight NowEnglandComicBelovedSean Author:Simon Pegg
“I am actually working on The Neighbors sitcom. We are starting from scratch. I am also working on a comedy movie and a vampire movie. I also have the pilot for The Tommy Wiseau Show and of course The House That Drips Blood On Alex, which we are hoping to make a sequel.” ShowsCoursesHouseComedyBloodStartingNeighborVampirePilotsScratchesAlexSitcomSequelsVampire MovieComedy Movie Author:Tommy Wiseau
“Last night I didn't realize I said "abortion" in my stand up comedy act instead of "circumcision." No wonder I got blank stares at "rabbi got faint at sight of blood."” SaidFunnyLastsNightRealizingWonderComedyBloodSightStaringAbortionBlankLast NightRabbiStand Up ComedyCircumcisionBlank Stares Author:Ben Rosenfield