“The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"” PeopleIfsKnowsYearsMeanSaidFunnyGuyAsksWhiteKnownComedyFourDoorsBloodMetsTownsYeahCome UpAsk MeNosesStationsCall MeOfficersComing OutCopJust BeingThis GuySaladBenchesSeventeenArrestingSmartassAliases Author:Ron White
“Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.” IfsKnowsKidsBloodGayTestsYeahDo You KnowHivBlood Tests Author:Daniel Tosh
“Thomas Jefferson said, The tree of liberty must be fertilized from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Yeah and I heard that and thought, I'm out!” SaidLibertyHeardTreeBloodYeahTyrantsPatriot Author:Christopher Titus
“Yeah, I'm a giver. I've learned to be selective of the people in my world, because if I love someone, I will give them my blood, whatever they need. In doing so, one can end up with little left for themselves.” PeopleIfsWorldNeedsGivingLittlesEndsLeftBloodYeahI've LearnedLove SomeoneGiverSelective Author:Brittany Murphy
“I should warn you, I’m an expert on vampires. I’ve seen every episode made of Buffy, Angel, and Forever Knight, so don’t think a little fang-flashing is going to scare me.” – Nell to Adrian Oh, my God! You bit me on the leg! You drank my blood! I am not an appetizer!” You are much more then an appetizer. You are a twelve-course banquet. – Nell & Adrian I slid my tongue around the glossy enamel of his teeth, pausing to stroke down the length of an elongated canine tooth. Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? – Nell” ThinkingKnowsShouldLittlesMadeCoursesBitsKnow HowForeverBloodStupidKissingAngelYeahLegsTongueTeethVampireExpertsLengthScareTwelveEpisodesStrokesKnightsDrankFangsCanineBanquetsAppetizersPausingFrench Kiss Author:Katie MacAlister
“He had this old southern idea of what a lady should be. A lady should not carry a gun and spend most of her time covered in blood and corpses. I had two words for that attitude. Yeah, those are the words.” ShouldTwoIdeasAttitudeBloodGunYeahCoveredSouthernCorpses Book:Circus of the Damned: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel Source: Circus of the Damned: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel