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“It's funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it's time to go out and get a job. But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's a good idea.”

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Author:Steve Pavlina

“College is a refuge from hasty judgment.”

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Author:Robert Frost

“Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"”

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Author:Chris Rock

“When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.”

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Author:Adam Carolla

“Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!”

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Author:Bob Monkhouse

“What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!”

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Author:Jim Norton

“College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.”

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Author:Natasha Leggero

“I saw this college team bowling championship. Each team had their own coach. What kind of strategy advice is a bowling coach giving? "You know what? This time Timmy, I want you to knock down all the pins." "You sure?" "Trust me. Just do it son!"”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

“I was the first boy in the Kennedy family to graduate from college.”

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Author:Mark Kennedy

“The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.”

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Author:Robert M. Hutchins

“For students today, only 10 percent of children from working-class families graduate from college by the age of 24 as compared to 58 percent of upper-middle-class and wealthy families.”

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Author:Patrick J. Kennedy