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“I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.”

Trying Humor Political Accepting Happened Students College University Convince Rejects Political Humor Labeling College Students Tenants

Author:George W. Bush

“Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"”

Book Humor Funny Community College Ten Let Me Dollars Disco Community College

Author:Chris Rock

“When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.”

People Humor Funny Grows White Growing Up College Asian Packing Fudge

Author:Adam Carolla

“Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!”

Years Humor Funny Hell Written College Sick Notes Take Me Mum Seventies Take Me Back

Author:Bob Monkhouse

“What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!”

Humor Funny College Coincidence

Author:Jim Norton

“College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.”

Way Humor Seems Funny College Expensive Alcoholics

Author:Natasha Leggero

“A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?”

Thinking Humor Care College Independence Wit Satire I Care Epigrams Crackers

Book:The Family Shakspeare, in One Volume: In which Nothing is Added to the Original Text, But Those Words and Expressions are Omitted which Cannot with Propriety be Read in a Family

Source: The Family Shakspeare, in One Volume: In which Nothing is Added to the Original Text, But Those Words and Expressions are Omitted which Cannot with Propriety be Read in a Family