“Unfortunately, computers are?stupid.Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.” HumansHuman BeingsStupidComputerProfoundStupidity Author:Bruce Sterling
“The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.” FirstsTwoUsedThreeStupidComputerMajorsProgramThirdsDigitalAttributesAccurateDisguise Author:P. J. Plauger
“Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: "Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.” LittlesStupidComputerObsessionTranslateSwearFaerie Book:Paranormalcy Source: Paranormalcy
“isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, it's lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone's laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll, like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think any more. loll. loll!” IfsThinkingKnowsShouldMeanPersonsDoeI CanUseLaughingKnow HowStupidWallComputerTongueListsLoudRipBuddyIsaac Author:David Levithan
“Two years from now, spam will be solved.” PeopleYearsTwoStupidComputerTwo YearsPredictionsStupid PeopleComputingPredictingSpam Author:Bill Gates
“There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.” PeopleReasonHomeFunnyScienceIndividualBusinessTechnologyStupidInternetComputerProgrammingNo ReasonFree SpeechStupid PeopleComputer ProgrammingComputingComputer TechnologyScience TechnologyInternet Users Author:Ken Olsen