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“I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things, you can't leave the bathroom door open...you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch.”

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Author:J. B. Smoove

“I always seem to be chosen to do very flattering things like the beard comb over or go to the bathroom with the door open on Sex and the City or be the guy people meow at in Super Troopers. It's great for self esteem.”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

“If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.”

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Author:Rita Rudner

“My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?”

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Author:Karen Scalf Linamen

“If Grandma Goldman ever smiled, she must have done it in the bathroom with the door locked. She had been the undisputed head of her own family, ruling with an iron hand and a mouth full of rocks.”

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Book:Allegra Maud Goldman

Source: Allegra Maud Goldman

“I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.”

Sometimes Doors My Friends Bathroom Nudists

Author:Alanis Morissette

“People get famous now for I-don't-know-what. People have reality shows because they're a Hollywood socialite, and these things become very successful and they generate a shitload of money for the company. And it's multiplying, to where you're literally looking into your next door neighbor's bathroom with reckless abandon. It is like watching a fire. You can't take your eyes off of it.”

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Author:Johnny Depp

“I plead guilty to that when I was young pastor. In one of my churches I changed so much, one old wag said I'd changed everything in the church except the signs on the bathroom doors! I could have used a little more wisdom. And common sense.”

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Author:Jerry Vines

“The mother- poor invaded soul- finds even the bathroom door no bar to hammering little hands.”

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Book:Collected Works of Charlotte Perkins Gilman: Short Stories, Novels, Poems and Essays: The Yellow Wallpaper, What Diantha Did, Women and Economics, The Crux, Moving the Mountain, Herland and other works from the prominent American feminist, sociologist and novelist

Source: Collected Works of Charlotte Perkins Gilman: Short Stories, Novels, Poems and Essays: The Yellow Wallpaper, What Diantha Did, Women and Economics, The Crux, Moving the Mountain, Herland and other works from the prominent American feminist, sociologist and novelist

“When you're in prison, there's no hiding. These women are not hiding behind towels and shower curtains. They go to the bathroom with no doors on the stalls. It would actually look weird, if these women were hiding.”

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Author:Laura Prepon

“In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.”

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Author:Richard Jeni

“There was a point in my 40s when I went into the bathroom with a bottle of wine, locked the door, and said, 'I'm not coming out until I can totally accept the way that I look right now.'”

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Author:Sharon Stone

“I hate to be enclosed. I don't like bathroom doors - I don't shut them. In fact, in my house, I have no doors.”

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Author:Patti Smith