“Olympic organizers are reportedly struggling to fill rows and rows of empty seats. Empty seats! In fact, yesterday officials put out a casting call asking for 200 Europeans or eight Americans.” FactsFunnyStruggleEmptyAskingEightYesterdayOfficialsSeatsOlympicsCastingOrganizerLondon OlympicsEmpty Seats Author:Conan O'Brien
“The ballpark is the star. In the age of Tris Speaker and Babe Ruth, the era of Jimmie Foxx and Ted Williams, through the empty-seats epoch of Don Buddin and Willie Tasby and unto the decades of Carl Yastrzemski and Jim Rice, the ballpark is the star. A crazy-quilt violation of city planning principles, an irregular pile of architecture, a menace to marketing consultants, Fenway Park works. It works as a symbol of New England's pride, as a repository of evergreen hopes, as a tabernacle of lost innocence. It works as a place to watch baseball.” AgeLostStarsCitiesPrinciplesWatchesCrazyPrideEmptyBaseballEnglandMarketingDecadesArchitecturePlanningSymbolsErasInnocenceParksSeatsWorking ItSpeakersViolationRiceBabeMenaceEpochNew EnglandConsultantsRuthTrisQuiltsBallparksCity PlanningEvergreensEmpty SeatsFenway Park Author:Martin Nolan
“What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?” IfsGivingTwoHumorKidsFunnyReadingNextPresidentGiving UpConcernedEmptySickMilesSeatsGatesPensAirlineFlyersEmpty SeatsSick Kids Author:David Cross
“What paper planes and empty seats most have in common is that they are best made by children still learning how to ride things out.” ChildrenMadeStillsCommonPaperEmptyPlanesSeatsEmpty Seats Author:Buddy Wakefield
“Everyone we love builds a home in our heart. And when they are gone we spend eternity staring at their empty seat.” HeartHomeGoneEmptyEternityStaringSeatsEmpty Seats Author:Bindi Irwin
“When you can sell [empty seats] at the gate for an upgrade for 500 bucks or 600 bucks... it makes all the sense in the world.” WorldEmptySellsSeatsGatesBucksEmpty Seats Author:David Neeleman
“Your file was empty. Nothing. Not even an immunization record.” He didn’t even pretend to look surprised. He eased back in his seat, eyes gleaming obsidian. “And you’re telling me this because you’re afraid I might cause an outbreak? Measles or mumps?” “I’m telling you this because I want you to know that I know something about you isn’t right. You haven’t fooled everybody. I’m going to find out what you’re up to. I’m going to expose you.” “Looking forward to it.” I flushed, catching the innuendo too late.” KnowsWantLooksMightEyeCausesRecordsHavensLateEmptySeatsToo LateI Want YouLooking ForwardFilesCatchingFooledInnuendoOutbreaksMeaslesObsidianImmunization Book:The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale Source: The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale
“Life is a train ride, and at the many stations along the route, people important to us debark, never to get aboard again, until by the end of the journey, we sit in a passenger car where most of the seats are empty.” PeopleImportantEndsLife IsJourneyCarEmptyTrainSeatsStationsRoutesPassengersTrain Stations Book:False Memory Source: False Memory
“So this is the young man who has intentions toward my little girl." Bobby shifted in his seat and crossed his legs. "It is not fun on this side of the table, is it, Robert?" Uncle Eddie huffed, and Kat had to remember that once upon a time her mother had been a dark-haired girl in that kitchen, and her dad had been the stray she'd brought home. She watched the two men looking at Hale as if they'd never before laid eyes on him. "He's better-looking than the last vagabond I had to take in," Eddie said, standing and carrying empty bowls to the sink. "I'll give him that.” IfsMenGivingLittlesSaidTwoHomeEyeLastsRememberYoungMotherGirlFunSidesDarkDadStandingEmptyTablesIntentionLegsYoung ManKitchenSeatsBowlsUnclesOnce Upon A TimeHaleVagabondsUncle Eddie Author:Ally Carter
“Whenever I travel I like to keep the seat next to me empty. I found a great way to do it. When someone walks down the aisle and says to you, "Is someone sitting there?" just say, "No one except the Lord."” WayFunnyNextFoundWalksLordTravelSittingEmptySeatsAisleJust Say No Author:Carol Leifer
“I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?” PeopleEmptyHearingSeatsMetalsSold OutEmpty Seats Author:Ozzy Osbourne