“Yes, we rather condemn people for eternity without the courtesy of informing them.” PeopleFunnyEternityCourtesyInforming Book:The Dante Club: Historical Mystery Source: The Dante Club: Historical Mystery
“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.” LifeMindFirstsI CanSoulFunnyBornLosesRecordsWonderfulBirthHumorousEternityDepthWittyThis LifeEverlasting Author:Groucho Marx
“Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?” MeanEndsHumorFunnyScienceTimeTerribleEternityRosencrantz And Guildenstern Author:Tom Stoppard
“Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.” LongEndsHumorFunnyLong TimeEternity Author:Stephen Hawking
“Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he speaks.” NeedsFunnyTimeSpeakJudgmentEternityMy TimeTime ManagementQuestioningTalkers Author:Euripides
“Scientists are peeping toms at the keyhole of eternity.” FunnyScienceScientistEternityTomsPeepingKeyholes Author:Arthur Koestler
“Eternity is really long, especially near the end.” LongEndsFunnyEternityHilariousReally Long Author:Woody Allen